I’ve taken the next step to joining what I believe is a cult. Still will be better than living under the regime of a traitor though.
Am I a fool?
My first proclamation
When I’m elected to office, my first proclamation will be to abolish daylight saving time! There will be no more fiddling with clocks twice a year!
Should I change my campaign platform?
I’m thinking that I should change my campaign slogan from, “how could he be any worse?” to “he can’t be any worse!”
Dark Side of Brian 