You’re another day closer to death, and you’re wasting time reading this?

You will die on the last day of your life.

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I’m not alcohol dependent; I can function on my own. It’s the alcohol that is dependent on me! It just sits there and does nothing unless I go over to pick it up. And I have to pick it up so much, I might as well not put it down.