If it were not for life, there would be no death.
My first proclamation
When I’m elected to office, my first proclamation will be to abolish daylight saving time! There will be no more fiddling with clocks twice a year!
Why you work hard
You work hard so politicians don’t have to! Too bad you don’t have a choice not to!
I might have just applied to join a cult
Have you made arrangements about where you want to live after the election? I have, and while it seems like it’s a cult, it can’t be any worse than what the US will be like after the election. If you want to join me in Asgardia, you can apply at the following link: http://asgardia.space/.
Dark Side of Brian 