Author: Brian Burwell

I’m from the “government” and I’m here to “help”

The path to Hell is paved with bad-faith

Yes, this is machine generated, but I know my artistic limitations. This doesn’t convey the full message I was going for, but I also know the limitations of artificial intelligence and it would be easier to add speech bubbles myself if I ever get around to it.

I want there to include dialog commenting on the use of non-traditional “contracts” (eg the use of email to bind people to terms even if they do not respond to the email in the affirmative) to “sign” “legal” agreements. The AI contract in the image was left unaltered as a reflection of the use of artificial intelligence to accomplish this unlawful feat.

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“Alternative” Lyrics 596

Topic: Democracy

“Santa Monica” by Everclear

I am still living with your ghost
Lonely and dreaming of the west coast
I don’t want to be your downtime
I don’t want to be your stupid game

With my big black boots and an old suitcase
I do believe I’ll find myself a new place
I don’t want to be the bad guy
I don’t want do your sleepwalk dance anymore
I just want to see some palm trees
I will try and shake away this disease

We can live beside the ocean
Leave the fire behind
Swim out past the breakers
Watch the world die

We can live beside the ocean
Leave the fire behind
Swim out past the breakers
Watch the world die

I am still dreaming of your face
Hungry and hollow for all the things you took away
I don’t want to be your good time
I don’t want to be your fall-back crutch anymore

I’ll walk right out into a brand new day
Insane and rising in my own weird way
I don’t want to be the bad guy
I don’t want to do your sleepwalk dance anymore

I just want to feel some sunshine
I just want to find some place to be alone

We can live beside the ocean
Leave the fire behind
Swim out past the breakers
Watch the world die

We can live beside the ocean
Leave the fire behind
Swim out past the breakers
Watch the world die

We can live beside the ocean
Leave the fire behind
Swim out past the breakers
Watch the world die

We can live beside the ocean
Leave the fire behind
Swim out past the breakers
Watch the world die

Yeah watch the world die
Yeah watch the world die
Yeah watch the world die
Yeah watch the world die

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“Alternative” Lyrics 595

Topic:Donald J. Trump; Trump Family

“Where Grass Won’t Grow” by George Jones

The dirt was clay and was the color of the blood in me
A twelve acre farm on a ridge in south Tennessee
We left our sweat all over that land
Behind a mule we watched grow old

Row after row
Trying to grow corn an’ cotton on ground so poor that grass won’t grow

There was one old store in the holler we all called town
It belonged to a gentle old man named Henry Brown
He gave us grits and in the winter time
So we could live through the cold

When the winds brought snow
Trying to grow corn an’ cotton on ground so poor that grass won’t grow

The one I loved walked through those fields with me
A hard working woman, true as one could be
But then one year, death was going round
And swiftly took it’s toll

Janie had to go
Now she lies asleep under ground so poor that grass won’t grow

As I stand here looking over this part of Tennessee
The fields are bare as far as the eye can see
And over the ground where Janie lies
There’s a beautiful sight to behold

And no one knows
Why there’s flowers growing on ground so poor that grass won’t grow

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“Alternative” Lyrics 594

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party

“I Want it Now” by Julie Dawn Cole from Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
Gooses, geeses
I want my geese to lay gold eggs for Easter
(It will dear)
At least a hundred a day
(Anything you say)
And by the way
(What?)

I want a feast
(You ate before you came to the factory)
I want a bean feast
(Oh, one of those)
Cream buns and doughnuts
And fruitcake with no nuts
So good you could go nuts
(You can have all those things when you get home)
No, now

I want a ball
I want a party
Pink macaroons
And a million balloons
And performing baboons and
Give it to me …
(Later to…)
…now

I want the world
I want the whole world
I want to lock it
All up in my pocket
It’s my bar of chocolate
Give it to me now

I want today
I want tomorrow
I want to wear ’em
Like braids in my hair and
I don’t want to share ’em!

I want a party with roomfuls of laughter
Ten thousand tons of ice cream
And if I don’t get the things I am after
I’m going to scream

I want the works
I want the whole works
Presents and prizes
And sweets and surprises
Of all shapes and sizes

And now
Don’t care how, I want it now
Don’t care how, I want it now

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