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Yes, this is machine generated, but I know my artistic limitations. This doesn’t convey the full message I was going for, but I also know the limitations of artificial intelligence and it would be easier to add speech bubbles myself if I ever get around to it.
I want there to include dialog commenting on the use of non-traditional “contracts” (eg the use of email to bind people to terms even if they do not respond to the email in the affirmative) to “sign” “legal” agreements. The AI contract in the image was left unaltered as a reflection of the use of artificial intelligence to accomplish this unlawful feat.
Topic: Democracy
“Santa Monica” by Everclear
I am still living with your ghost
Lonely and dreaming of the west coast
I don’t want to be your downtime
I don’t want to be your stupid game
With my big black boots and an old suitcase
I do believe I’ll find myself a new place
I don’t want to be the bad guy
I don’t want do your sleepwalk dance anymore
I just want to see some palm trees
I will try and shake away this disease
We can live beside the ocean
Leave the fire behind
Swim out past the breakers
Watch the world die
We can live beside the ocean
Leave the fire behind
Swim out past the breakers
Watch the world die
I am still dreaming of your face
Hungry and hollow for all the things you took away
I don’t want to be your good time
I don’t want to be your fall-back crutch anymore
I’ll walk right out into a brand new day
Insane and rising in my own weird way
I don’t want to be the bad guy
I don’t want to do your sleepwalk dance anymore
I just want to feel some sunshine
I just want to find some place to be alone
We can live beside the ocean
Leave the fire behind
Swim out past the breakers
Watch the world die
We can live beside the ocean
Leave the fire behind
Swim out past the breakers
Watch the world die
We can live beside the ocean
Leave the fire behind
Swim out past the breakers
Watch the world die
We can live beside the ocean
Leave the fire behind
Swim out past the breakers
Watch the world die
Yeah watch the world die
Yeah watch the world die
Yeah watch the world die
Yeah watch the world die
It takes two to dress up like a horse, but only one to look like a jackass!
Topic:Donald J. Trump; Trump Family
“Where Grass Won’t Grow” by George Jones
The dirt was clay and was the color of the blood in me
A twelve acre farm on a ridge in south Tennessee
We left our sweat all over that land
Behind a mule we watched grow old
Row after row
Trying to grow corn an’ cotton on ground so poor that grass won’t grow
There was one old store in the holler we all called town
It belonged to a gentle old man named Henry Brown
He gave us grits and in the winter time
So we could live through the cold
When the winds brought snow
Trying to grow corn an’ cotton on ground so poor that grass won’t grow
The one I loved walked through those fields with me
A hard working woman, true as one could be
But then one year, death was going round
And swiftly took it’s toll
Janie had to go
Now she lies asleep under ground so poor that grass won’t grow
As I stand here looking over this part of Tennessee
The fields are bare as far as the eye can see
And over the ground where Janie lies
There’s a beautiful sight to behold
And no one knows
Why there’s flowers growing on ground so poor that grass won’t grow