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After three years under the current “leadership,” my old campaign slogan still goes without saying. However, it’s now time to RAVE!!! Let’s restore American values and ethics that have eroded under the current administration’s corruption!
Topic: Donald J. Trump
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims
“That’s My Story” by Collin Raye
I came in as the sun came up.
She glared at me over her coffee cup.
She said: “Where you been?” so I thought real hard,
And said: “I fell asleep in that hammock in the yard.”
She said: “You don’t know it boy but you just blew it.”
An’ I said: “Well that’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it.”
“That’s my story.
“Oh, that’s my story.
“Well, I ain’t got a witness and I can’t prove it.
“But that’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it.”
I got that deer in the headlight look.
She read my face like the cover of a book.
And said: “Don’t expect me to believe all that static,
“”cause just last week, I threw that hammock in the attic.”
My skin got so thin you could see right through it.
And I stuttered: “Well that’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it.”
“That’s my story.” (That’s my story.)
“Oh, that’s my story.” (That’s my story.)
“Yeah, I ain’t got a witness and I can’t prove it,
“But that’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it.”
You know the time comes when a wise man knows the best thing that he can do
Is just look her in the eye and beg for mercy and face the bitter truth.
“Well honey, me and the boys played cards all night,
“There wasn’t no hanky panky, not a woman in sight.
“And I know I shoulda called and, baby, I’m real sorry.
“Let’s get a cellular phone and then you won’t have to worry.
“You know how much I love you and darlin’ I’m ready to prove it.
“And that’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it.
“That’s my story.” (That’s my story.)
“Oh, that’s my story.” (That’s my story.)
“Yeah, I ain’t got a witness and I can’t prove it,
“But that’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it.”
“You know I ain’t gonna do a thing,
“Darlin’, unless you approve it.
“Well that’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it.”
Topic: Donald J. Trump’s Base; Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Republicans; Republican Party
“A Soalin'” by Peter, Paul and Mary
Hey ho, nobody home
Meat nor drink nor money, have I none
Yet shall we be merry
Hey ho, nobody home
Hey ho, nobody home
(Meat nor drink nor money, have I none)
Yet shall we be merry
Hey ho, nobody home
Hey ho, nobody home
Soal, a soal, a soal cake, please, good missus a soul cake
An apple, a pear, a plum, a cherry
Any good thing to make us all merry
One for Peter, two for Paul, three for Him who made us all
God bless the master of this house and the mistress also
And all the little children that round your table grow
The cattle in your stable, the dog by your front door
And all that dwell within your gates, we wish you ten times more
Soal, a soal, a soal cake, please, good missus a soul cake
Apple, a pear, a plum, a cherry
Any good thing to make us all merry
One for Peter, two for Paul, three for Him who made us all
Go down into the cellar and see what you can find
If the barrels are not empty, we hope you will be kind
We hope you will be kind with your apple and strawber’
For we’ll come no more a ‘Soalin till this time next year
Soal, a soal, a soal cake, please, good missus a soul cake
Apple, a pear, a plum, a cherry
Any good thing to make us all merry
One for Peter, two for Paul, three for Him who made us all
The streets are very dirty, my shoes are very thin
I have a little pocket to put a penny in
If you haven’t got a penny, a ha’ penny will do
If you haven’t got a ha’ penny then God bless you
Soal, a soal, a soal cake, please, good missus a soul cake
Apple, a pear, a plum, a cherry
Any good thing to make us all merry
One for Peter, two for Paul, three for Him who made us all
Now to the Lord, sing praises all you within this place
And with true love and brotherhood, each other now embrace
This holy tide of Christmas of beauty and of grace
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy
Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin; Russia; Mitch McConnell; Republicans; Republican Party
“No Witnesses” by Keaton Henson
[Verse 1]
You said one day I would catch a break
And said it like it was the flu
You said one day I would celebrate
The day I fell in love with you
So I told you, you should grieve the night
And mourn the stars above
And that those who hate Los Angeles
Have never been in love
[Chorus]
No day, no time
No witnesses, no crime
[Verse 2]
So I lit matches in our hotel room
Hoped to burn away the sight of you
And as the sun sets over Hollywood
I have nothing else to do
So I wrote down a list of all the things
We’ve never spoken of
And I wrote “Man, I hate Los Angeles”
And I’ve never been in love
[Chorus]
No day, no time
No witnesses, no crime
Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin; Russia; Volodymyr Zelenskiy; Ukraine
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Donald J. Trump’s Wives; Mistresses; Porn Stars; Rape Victims
“Nobody” by Sylvia
Sittin’ in a restaurant she walked by
I seem to recall that certain look in your eye
I said “who’s that?” You said with a smile
“Oh it’s nobody, oh nobody”
Maybe that explains the last two week
You called me up, dead on your feet
Working late again, I ask who with
You said “nobody, oh nobody.”
Well your nobody called today
She hung up when I asked her name
Well I wonder does she think she’s being clever?
(Clever)
You say nobody’s after you
The fact is what you say is true
But I can love you like nobody can, even better
Late last night we went for a drive
You were miles away I asked “who’s on your mind?”
You said, “Nobody, nobody. Why do you ask?”
Oh, her again I could have told you that.
We came back home got ready for bed
I said to myself I’ve got one shot left
Your still mine and I won’t stand in line
Behind nobody, nobody!
Well your nobody called today
She hung up when I asked her name
Well I wonder does she think she’s being clever?
(Clever)
You say nobody’s after you
The fact is what you say is true
But I can love you like nobody can, even better.
Well your nobody called today
She hung up when I asked her name
Well I wonder does she think she’s being clever?
(Clever)
You say nobody’s after you
The fact is what you say is true
But I can love you like nobody can, even better.
Well your nobody called today
She hung up when I asked her name
Well I wonder does she think she’s being clever?
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