“Alternative” Lyrics 396

Topic: Donald J. Trump
“Don’t Rain on My Parade” by Barbara Streisand from Funny Girl

Don’t tell me not to live, just sit and putta
Life’s candy and the sun’s a ball of butter
Don’t bring around a cloud to rain on my parade

Don’t tell me not to fly, I simply got to
If someone takes a spill, it’s me and not you
Who told you you’re allowed to rain on my parade

I’ll march my band out, I’ll beat my drum
And if I’m fanned out, your turn at bat, sir
At least I didn’t fake it, hat, sir
I guess I didn’t make it

But whether I’m the rose of sheer perfection
A freckle on the nose of life’s complexion
The cinder or the shiny apple of its eye.

I gotta fly once, I gotta try once,
Only can die once, right, sir?
Ooh, life is juicy, juicy and you see,
I gotta have my bite, sir.

Get ready for me love, ’cause I’m a “comer”
I simply gotta march, my heart’s a drummer
Don’t bring around a cloud to rain on my parade,

I’m gonna live and live now!
Get what I want, I know how!
One roll for the whole shebang!
One throw that bell will go clang,
Eye on the target and wham,
One shot, one gun shot and bam!
Hey, Mr. Arnstein, here I am

I’ll march my band out, I beat my drum,
And if I’m fanned out, your turn at bat, sir,
At least I didn’t fake it, hat, sir,
I guess I didn’t make it

Get ready for me love, ’cause I’m a “comer”
I simply gotta march, my heart’s a drummer
Nobody, no nobody, is gonna rain on my parade!
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“Alternative” Lyrics 395

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Base
“I’m Only Happy When It Rains” by Garbage

I’m only happy when it rains
I’m only happy when it’s complicated
And though I know you can’t appreciate it
I’m only happy when it rains

You know I love it when the news is bad
Why it feels so good to feel so sad?
I’m only happy when it rains

Pour your misery down
Pour your misery down on me
Pour your misery down
Pour your misery down on me

I’m only happy when it rains
I feel good when things are goin’ wrong
I only listen to sad, sad songs
I’m only happy when it rains

I only smile in the dark
My only comfort is the night gone black
I didn’t accidentally tell you that
I’m only happy when it rains
You’ll get the message by the time I’m through
When I complain about me and you
I’m only happy when it rains

Pour your misery down
Pour your misery down
Pour your misery down on me
Pour your misery down
Pour your misery down
Pour your misery down on me
Pour your misery down
Pour your misery down
Pour your misery down on me

You can keep me company
As long as you don’t care

I’m only happy when it rains
You want to hear about my new obsession?
I’m riding high upon a deep depression
I’m only happy when it rains

Pour some misery down on me
I’m only happy when it rains
Pour some misery down on me
I’m only happy when it rains
Pour some misery down on me
I’m only happy when it rains
Pour some misery down on me

[Repeat: x2]
I’m only happy when it rains
Pour some misery down on me
Pour some misery down on me
Pour some misery down on me
Pour some misery down on me

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“Alternative” Lyrics 394

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin; Russia; Kim Jong Un; North Korea
“I Think I’m Paranoid” by Garbage

You can look but you can’t touch
I don’t think I like you much
Heaven knows what a girl can do
Heaven knows what you’ve got to prove

I think I’m paranoid and complicated
I think I’m paranoid, manipulate it

Bend me, break me
Anyway you need me
All I want is you

Bend me, break me
Breaking down is easy
All I want is you

I fall down just to give you a thrill
Prop me up with another pill
If I should fail, if I should fold
I nailed my faith to the sticking pole

I think I’m paranoid, manipulate it
I think I’m paranoid, too complicated

Bend me, break me
Anyway you need me
All I want is you

Bend me, break me
Breaking down is easy
All I want is you

I think I’m paranoid
I think I’m paranoid

Bend me, break me
Anyway you need me
All I want is you

Bend me, break me
Breaking down is easy
All I want is you

Steal me, deal me, anyway you heal me
Maim me, tame me, you can never change me
Love me, like me, come ahead and fight me
Please me, tease me, go ahead and leave me

Bend me, break me
Anyway you need me
As long as I want you baby, it’s alright

Bend me, break me
Anyway you need me
As long as I want you baby, it’s alright

“Alternative” Lyrics 393

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party; Donald J. Trump’s Administration; Immigration and Customs Enforcement
“Pop Goes the Weasel” by Various

All around the cobbler’s bench
The monkey chased the weasel
The monkey thought ’twas all in fun
Pop — goes the weasel!
I’ve no time to wait and sigh,
No patience to wait ’til by and by.
So kiss me quick, I’m off, goodbye!
Pop — goes the weasel!

A penny for a spool of thread
A penny for a needle
That’s the way the money goes
Pop — goes the weasel!
You may try to sew and sew
And never make something regal
So roll it up and let it go
Pop — goes the weasel!

All around the cobbler’s bench
The monkey chased the weasel
The monkey thought ’twas all in fun
Pop — goes the weasel!
Pop — goes the weasel!

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