Month: February 2018

“Alternative” Lyrics 104

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Sarah Huckabee Sanders; Kellyanne Conway; Politicians
“The Boy Who Cried Wolf” by Passenger

Well, I am the boy who cried wolf
And I know I’ve lied in the past
But last night I saw his yellow eyes shining in the dark
Yeah, I know I spun tales with his voice
And I open my mouth too fast
But last night I saw his footprints in the path

Well, I could swim every sea from south pole to north
But I know I’ll only ever be the boy who cried wolf

Well, I am the shepherd’s only son
And I know what a joke I’ve become
I have an honest heart but I have lies on my tongue
I don’t know how it started or where it came from
And you have no reason and I have no proof
But this time I swear, I’m telling the truth
I saw that old wolf, from tail to tooth
And I know that he’s hungry and he’s coming down too

Well, I could swim every sea from south pole to north
And I could climb every tree and scale every course
And I could share only the truth from this day forth
But I know I’ll only ever be the boy who cried wolf

Oh, oh, I am the boy who cried wolf
Oh, oh, I am the boy who cried

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Alternative Lyrics 8

(Inspired by “Delta Dawn” by Tanya Tucker)

“Draft Dodger Don’ by Brian Burwell

Draft dodger Don, what’s this treason going on?
It is getting so much worse as time goes by
And did I hear you say he was a-meeting you there that day
In your foreclosed mansion in the sky?

You wanted to be forty-five and change your destiny
All the folk around the country called you crazy
‘Cause you spent all your money you had on hand
Looking for an easy get rich quick scheme plan

In your younger days they called you draft dodger Don
Laziest dumb man you ever stumbled on
Then a man of low degree stood by your side
And promised you he’d help you with your plight

Draft dodger Don, what’s this treason going on?
It is getting so much worse as time goes by
And did I hear you say he was a-meeting you there that day
In your foreclosed mansion in the sky?

Draft dodger Don, what’s this treason going on?
It is getting so much worse as time goes by
And did I hear you say he was a-meeting you there that day
In your foreclosed mansion in the sky?

Draft dodger Don, what’s this treason going on?
It is getting so much worse as time goes by
And did I hear you say he was a-meeting you there that day
In your foreclosed mansion in the sky?

In your foreclosed mansion in the sky?

Download: Draft Dodger Don

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“Alternative” Lyrics 103

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Devin Nunes; Trey Gowdy; Bob Corker; Jeff Flake; Orrin Hatch; Jason Chaffetz; Et Alii
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin
Tertiary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Nikki Haley; Hope Hicks; Sean Spicer; Jeff Sessions; Brenda Fitzgerald; Paul Manafort; George Papadopoulos; Michael Flynn; Rick Gates; Andrew McCabe, Et Alii
Quaternary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Ivana Zelníčková; Marla Maples; Melania Trump; Stormy Daniels/Stephanie Gregory Clifford; Dawn Vanguard/Alana Evans
“Who’s Cheatin’ Who” by Alan Jackson

Everywhere you look
You can write a book
On the trouble with a woman and a man
But you can not impose
You can’t stick your nose
Into something that you don’t understand

Still you wonder
Who’s cheatin’ who
Who’s being true
And who don’t even care anymore
It makes you wonder
Who’s doing right
With someone tonight
And who’s car is parked next door

I thought I knew her well
I really couldn’t tell
That she had another lover on her mind
See it felt so right
When she held me tight
How could I be so blind

Still you wonder
Who’s cheatin’ who
Who’s being true
And who don’t even care anymore
It makes you wonder
Who’s doing right
With someone tonight
Who’s car is parked next door

Guitar

A heart is on the line
Each and every time
Love is stolen in the shadows of the night
Though it’s wrong all along
It keeps goin’ on
As long as you keep it outta sight

Still you wonder
Who’s cheatin’ who
And who’s being true
Who don’t even care anymore
It makes you wonder
Who’s doing right
With someone tonight
Who’s car is parked next door

Still you wonder
Who’s cheatin’ who
And who’s being true
Who don’t even care anymore
It makes you wonder
Who’s doing right
To someone tonight
Who’s car is parked next door

Still you wonder
Who’s cheatin’ who
And who’s being true
Who don’t even care anymore
It makes you wonder
Who’s doing right
With someone tonight
Who’s car is parked next door

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“Alternative” Lyrics 102

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Republican Party
“Cruella de Vil” by Ben Wright from 101 Dalmatians

Cruella de Vil
Cruella de Vil
If she doesn’t scare you
No evil thing will
To see her is to take a sudden chill
Cruella, Cruella
She’s like a spider waiting for the kill
Look out for Cruella de Vil

At first you thing Cruella is a devil
But after time has worn away the shock
You come to realize
You’ve seen her kind of eyes
Watching you from underneath a rock

This vampire bat
This inhuman beast
She ought to be locked up and never released
The world was such a wholesome place until
Cruella, Cruella de Vil

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“Alternative” Lyrics 101

Topic: Donald J. Trump; Republicans; Devin Nunes; Trey Gowdy; Bob Corker; Jeff Flake; Orrin Hatch; Jason Chaffetz; Et Alii
Auxiliary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Vladimir Putin
Tertiary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Trump Family; Jared Kushner
Quaternary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Nikki Haley; Hope Hicks; Sean Spicer; Jeff Sessions; Brenda Fitzgerald; Paul Manafort; George Papadopoulos; Michael Flynn; Rick Gates; Andrew McCabe, Et Alii
Quinary Topic: Donald J. Trump; Ivana Zelníčková; Marla Maples; Melania Trump; Stormy Daniels/Stephanie Gregory Clifford; Dawn Vanguard/Alana Evans
“Better Dig Two” by the Band Perry

I told you on the day we wed
I was gonna love you ’til I’s dead
Made you wait ’til our wedding night
That’s the first and the last time I wear white

So if the ties that bind ever do come loose
Tie them in a knot like a hangman’s noose
‘Cause I’ll go to heaven or I’ll go to hell
Before I’ll see you with someone else

Put me in the ground
Put me six foot down
And let the stone say:

Here lies the girl whose only crutch
Was loving one man just a little too much
If you go before I do
I’m gonna tell the gravedigger that he better dig two

Well,
It won’t be whiskey, won’t be meth
It’ll be your name on my last breath
If divorce or death ever do us part
The coroner will call it a broken heart

So put me in the ground
Put me six foot down
And let the stone say:

Here lies the girl whose only crutch
Was loving one man just a little too much
If you go before I do
I’m gonna tell the gravedigger that he better dig two

Dig two
Ooh, ooh

I took your name when I took those vows
I meant ’em back then and I mean ’em right now,
Oh, right now

If the ties that bind ever do come loose
If forever ever ends for you
If that ring gets a little too tight
You might as well read me my last rights

And let the stone say:

Here lies the girl whose only crutch
Was loving one man just a little too much
If you go before I do
Gonna tell the gravedigger that he better dig, uh!

Heavy stone right next to mine,
We’ll be together ’til the end of time
Don’t you go before I do,
I’m gonna tell the gravedigger that he better dig two

I told you on the day we wed
I was gonna love you ’til I’s dead

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